Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
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I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
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