everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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