Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize
