Sry I called you an 8
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
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Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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