Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
You may now shotgun with the bride
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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