I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
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My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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