with your own penis?
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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