Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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