It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
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i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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