No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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