I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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