Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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