You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
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Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
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I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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