I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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