god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
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