Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
two words: eviction party
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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