I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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