I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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