Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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