Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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