I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
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No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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