but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
you mean i was at the winter classic?
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never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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