I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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