Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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