i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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