Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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