She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
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he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
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we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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