I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
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He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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