lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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