To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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