let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
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Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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