whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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