Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
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Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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