Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
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He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
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