i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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