the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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