Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
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Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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