Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
and you fell through a lawn chair
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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