I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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