She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
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Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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