but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
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Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
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