Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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