He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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