If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Dick very happy bro
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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