you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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