Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
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On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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