I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
I want a musical about memes.
Randomize
