You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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