She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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