just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
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Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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