Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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