i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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