Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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