Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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