Not that I thought your boyfriend was a phile
But the whole crossing guard thing? Weird.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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