awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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