Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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