Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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