Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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