Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
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I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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